February 2012
60 posts
In I-Can't-Make-This-Shit-Up of the Day
I just received an email blast from a company that reads: “FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. TESTING 123 FOR JENNY FROM THE BLOCK.”
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I love old, southern, women.
aliotakesonchicago:
My grandmother is one. I’ve met others. I had a client in the past who I ran into again recently at a happy hour and I just loved hearing her introduce herself to others.
“Hi there, I’m Maaaaa-tha”.
So slow. So badass. So “I run shit”.
Love you, Martha. Mean it.
This makes me miss my gram, in a good way if that’s possible.
I love how she always called me Miss...
Anonymous asked: I want to apologize so much for being an absentee tumblr buddy the last few months. I moved twice in 3 months (the first one 1,700 miles) and have just finally settled in- I was in danger of moving a 3rd time too! I'm sending a really special package in the next week so be on the look out. Also I want to finish the year not reveal on April 8. Love, your buddy.
Post about not being a big fan of cops, lose a follower.
That’s fair. Also, bye!
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I just had a dream about cupcakes. Like, I was carrying five of them around in a Ziploc with a death grip and skipping through Toys R Us and Home Depot back home in Connecticut.
I believe this means two things. One: I didn’t really need that nap in the middle of the afternoon. I guess. Two: The cupcakes I bought at a bake sale last night are so amazing even my subconscious wants me to eat...
The Magnificent Map of Rap Names →
I would be beyond stoked to receive this.
Have you ever known somebody that, if you never had to hear their voice again, you would be OK with that?
Yeah, me too.
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I am strongly in favor of a four-hour workday.
Epic naps are so epic.
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Dogs that look like penises.
livelovefeminism:
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marianniepants replied to your photoset: Um.
wait. what? (furrowed brow)
Pictures from an email a family member sent me titled “Why Some People Have Issues Later in Life.” Yeah.
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My Baby's the Most Enthusiastic
Me: So I'm renting "Dallas" on Netflix. Are you ready for 14 seasons of awesomeness and Larry Hagman?
Brian: Nope.
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
I am beyond disturbed.
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Is Ryan Seacrest trying to channel Conan with his hair?
Wanted: One hot, sunny day where I have nothing to do but read Harry Potter, swim in the pool, eat delicious food and laugh my ass off with friends.
I’m looking for new reading material. Who are your favorite Tumblrs?
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Oh my GAWD, Alexis is a horrible TV show host. Go away.
