February 2012
52 posts
Anonymous asked: I want to apologize so much for being an absentee tumblr buddy the last few months. I moved twice in 3 months (the first one 1,700 miles) and have just finally settled in- I was in danger of moving a 3rd time too! I'm sending a really special package in the next week so be on the look out. Also I want to finish the year not reveal on April 8. Love, your buddy.
Post about not being a big fan of cops, lose a follower.
That’s fair. Also, bye!
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I just had a dream about cupcakes. Like, I was carrying five of them around in a Ziploc with a death grip and skipping through Toys R Us and Home Depot back home in Connecticut.
I believe this means two things. One: I didn’t really need that nap in the middle of the afternoon. I guess. Two: The cupcakes I bought at a bake sale last night are so amazing even my subconscious wants me to eat...
The Magnificent Map of Rap Names →
I would be beyond stoked to receive this.
Have you ever known somebody that, if you never had to hear their voice again, you would be OK with that?
Yeah, me too.
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I am strongly in favor of a four-hour workday.
Epic naps are so epic.
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Dogs that look like penises.
livelovefeminism:
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marianniepants replied to your photoset: Um.
wait. what? (furrowed brow)
Pictures from an email a family member sent me titled “Why Some People Have Issues Later in Life.” Yeah.
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My Baby's the Most Enthusiastic
Me: So I'm renting "Dallas" on Netflix. Are you ready for 14 seasons of awesomeness and Larry Hagman?
Brian: Nope.
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25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At... →
I am beyond disturbed.
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Is Ryan Seacrest trying to channel Conan with his hair?
Wanted: One hot, sunny day where I have nothing to do but read Harry Potter, swim in the pool, eat delicious food and laugh my ass off with friends.
I’m looking for new reading material. Who are your favorite Tumblrs?
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Oh my GAWD, Alexis is a horrible TV show host. Go away.
According to Wikipedia, Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta is a year younger than I am. All I have to say about that is, IN WHAT UNIVERSE.
Dear Facebook Mobile,
Tonight I tried to create an event from my phone that starts at 6:30 p.m. However, my only time options to choose from were 6 p.m. or 7 p.m. Please inform your programmers that not everything starts on the hour.
Regards,
Kate
“Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist.”
– George Carlin (via absurdreasoning)
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